Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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