You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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