if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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