It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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