Don't you send me to vm
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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