Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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