yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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