My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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