I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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