its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
North Korea, Best Korea!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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