I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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