BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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