Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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