Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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