Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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