we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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