i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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