i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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