But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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