Your face is a jimmy john
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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