i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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