Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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