Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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