I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
that is very illegal...i love you.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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