I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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