Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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