dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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