well you can't waste a boner
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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