Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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