Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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