did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
