I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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