She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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