um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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