Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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