either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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