Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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