Plan B is the new Plan A
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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