It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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