Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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