This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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