Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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