Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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