I can text with my tongue
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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