Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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