You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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