Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I want her autograph on my taint
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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