I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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