Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Pants 0. Shit 1.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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