I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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