Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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