is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
did i just pee glitter
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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