I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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