just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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