Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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